trump had a big slice of cheese he started carrying around during every tv appearance
Posted at 2020/10/17, 01:39:51
Post ID: 2668
what if...
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trump had a big slice of cheese he started carrying around during every tv appearancealso--- baron cycling T without even lifting and maxxing @ 7'6" by age 21
Posted at 2020/10/17, 01:50:10
Post ID: 2668:2669
it would look something like this i think
Posted at 2020/10/17, 01:55:01
Post ID: 2668:2670
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i wasnt ready i didn't know jesus christ
Posted at 2020/10/17, 01:56:24
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Posted at 2020/10/17, 02:41:51
Post ID: 2668:2672
jeb carried a lil turtle with him everywhere so this might be real
Posted at 2020/10/17, 04:21:53
Post ID: 2668:2674
he was stanced up like a sperg on the chair during the town hall, nigga was leaning 45 degrees
Posted at 2020/10/17, 21:05:48
Post ID: 2668:2680
adimgoon
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Joined at 2020/10/18, 01:26:27
“Im a quirky coffee girl dont talk to me before I've had my morning brew”what.if a trail of Orange Oil Slick diarrhea shoots out of trump 's pants leg and and slips biden up like a cartoon cracking his head on the debate stage. I think that would be pretty funny
Posted at 2020/10/18, 20:16:30
Post ID: 2668:2683
what.if a trail of Orange Oil Slick diarrhea shoots out of trump 's pants leg and and slips biden up like a cartoon cracking his head on the debate stage. I think that would be pretty funnyuh B A S E D???
Posted at 2020/10/18, 22:01:39
Post ID: 2668:2684
duckman
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Joined at 2020/10/01, 17:31:43
“"Ego Agitare." - Ancient Latin Statesman & Poet, Praetor RYAN GOSLING DRIBVS IX”i think it would be pretty funny if donald trump just showed up at the second debate loudly chewing a cheesy pizza and burping, interrupting his opponent but each time politely apologizing
असतो मा सद्गमय । तमसो मा ज्योतिर्गमय । मृत्योर्माऽमृतं गमय ॥
Posted at 2020/10/19, 19:54:31
Post ID: 2668:2690
i think it would be pretty funny if trump showed up 2 debate wearing a large cartoonish diaper held together with a safety pin but you can see the wax from the mini baybell cheeses he carries peaking out over the top and during the debate at times he vomits white regurgitated breast milk all over himself like a little baby and apologizes beforfe proceeding
Posted at 2020/10/20, 01:47:08
Post ID: 2668:2692
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i think it would shred if trump came out on stage and said "i like to make brown bricks in minecrap" before proceeding to take questions
Posted at 2020/10/20, 01:50:43
Post ID: 2668:2693
duckman
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Joined at 2020/10/01, 17:31:43
“"Ego Agitare." - Ancient Latin Statesman & Poet, Praetor RYAN GOSLING DRIBVS IX”Post 2668:2692
SAME
असतो मा सद्गमय । तमसो मा ज्योतिर्गमय । मृत्योर्माऽमृतं गमय ॥
Posted at 2020/10/20, 11:17:14
Post ID: 2668:2696
If Trump got out a big cheese and said "I'm the big cheese from the big apple. My tower is yellow, see?" and then proceeded to nibble from the corner to corner, loudly making mouth sounds amplified by audio engineers who failed to foresee both moderator Joe Rogan failing to prevent the situation and that it would affirm victory then I would get back into politics no matter the psychic damage.
P.S. IRH I grew up with Wimpy's in the UK
HICKORY-DICKORY-DOCK Hey, what are you schitz - OH!
The most cyberpunk thing you can do, as in the dystopian meaning of the word, is watching Bl*ck M*rror on N*tflix and then talking about it on R*ddit.
Posted at 2020/10/21, 20:13:24
Post ID: 2668:2710
It would slap if Trump came out in a Walmart worker uniform and it was never acknowledged
Posted at 2020/10/22, 12:30:53
Post ID: 2668:2713
joe biden walks out with his dick in his hand and kamala harris runs on stage to stop him from this press debacle. then she slips on a BLM protest sign and cracks her skull open. blood and bits of cerebral membrane splatter all over biden's dick and then bernie sanders runs in to put a curtain up and cover the whole thing but he slips on the same sign
Posted at 2020/10/22, 20:08:03
Post ID: 2668:2714
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